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Big Brother 23 – Monday Night Updates

August 9, 2021 | 8 Comments
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Author: Steve Beans

Good evening, everyone!

Crazy day for me and crazy day for the house, so I decided to take a nap and hit reset on the day. Yes, I just woke up from my nap at midnight which is awesome (ugh) but I am a lot more refreshed and ready to take on the remainder of the day lol I’m still a bit frustrated I missed someone actually being angry this season. Yes, angry. Remember that emotion? Players used to feel it all the time and even express it live on feed for all of us to enjoy. It even sometimes ended up in a shouting match, but I won’t start reminiscing about the glory days of Big Brother.

Anyway, the person mad was Christian and that’s because he got backdoored today and was pissed that he had the opportunity to do so last week but passed on it. He decided to get out the very threatening Whitney who was winning comps and causing all sorts of trouble for him.  Oh wait, she was essentially furniture who followed Xavier around the house. Well, he can always look back at his time in the house and be happy to know he got rid of some furniture. Well played, Christian. Well played indeed!

Here is a rare sight of someone actually mad inside the Big Brother 23 house

Wow, I think the nap brought out the snark in me!

Or perhaps I’m just insanely frustrated at how safe this cast has been which has made for an incredibly boring season so far and giving us just a taste of anger helped fill my snark meter again. Maybe the house was rubbing off on me and I was going soft. Can that happen?   This house is full of the nicest and smartest bad Big Brother players I may have seen collectively at the same time. Seriously, they’re all really super nice individuals so far and nobody is ever going to question their intelligence outside the house, but so many are just so fucking bad at this game it’s painful to watch. I guess Frenchie was a sign of things to come. The ‘Big Brother superfan’ willing to make big bold moves ended up getting wiped out on week 2.

Enough venting, I need to save the remaining snark in my tank as long as I can. Hard to tell how long we’ll go again before another player expresses anger.

Updates:

  • 9:00 pm – Azah chatting with Britini in the bedroom
  • Oh, and while I slept, Claire got her punishment finally. She has to do a 52 card pickup when called over the speaker.  She goes to the location and throws up a deck of cards and has to pick them all up
    • In typical “2021 CBS Big Brother” fashion, they botched this as well. They took forever to put the punishment in effect which wasted a prime opportunity to do it mid-veto ceremony during a tense moment.
    • Kyland also got his punishment instructions. He has to cook food on command (think Paulie with the Apple Pie).
    • Okay, back to Britini and Azah. Brit is re-telling Christian venting to her earlier and how he called DX a pussy (a word she won’t repeat, apparently)
    • Britini is fuming how Alyssa said if Christian goes home this week, she (A) will be on the block and Britini will be next to her as the pawn.  This pissed Britini off because NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER.  Oopps, I mean NOBODY CALLS BRITINI A PAWN.  For real, she’s pissed that Britini is being known as the pawn of the season when she’s been the pawn of the season.
    • But this basically seals Christian’s fate. In counting votes earlier, he counted Britini and Azah but sounds like they want no part in keeping him. Bye Christian. Say hi to the furniture.
  • Feeds keep cutting tonight
  • Kyland has his costume. He has to make club sandwiches on demand

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Most Votes Received

Name Wins
Cameron Hardin 14
Kirsten Elwin 13
Jag Bains 12
Reilly Smedley 12
Brandon Frenchie 11

Most Nominated

Name Wins
Felicia Cannon 8
Taylor Hale 6
Brittany Hoopes 5
Terrance Higgins 5
Xavier Prather 5

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Name Wins
Jag Bains 7
Michael Bruner 5
Brittany Hoopes 4
Kyland Young 3
Xavier Prather 3

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Bowie Jane 3
Michael Bruner 3
Monte Taylor 3
Cameron Hardin 3
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